the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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