Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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