I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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