So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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