And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I am naked and annoyed.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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