Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
