Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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