There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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