I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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