that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Dicks are not precious.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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