Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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