Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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