Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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