TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
