No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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