I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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