This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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