I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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