I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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