My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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