Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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