C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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