The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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