you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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