i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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