normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Randomize
