How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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