This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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