new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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