"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
