nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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