i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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