He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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