You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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