I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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