This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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