i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Randomize
