i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
