Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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