Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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