your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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