Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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