do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
