It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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