All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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