i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
is it fun? or sober?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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