yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
