So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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