I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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