Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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