In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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