apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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