you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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